Can someone photoshop those Progresso soup can phones into his hands?
Why, yes. Yes I can.

It took me a handful of days to read all of this - it’s 26 ding-dong e-pages for Xenu’s sake - but it’s pretty fascinating, bizarre stuff.
Who needs Red Bull? Knight And Day is out Friday. Blithe, breezy and a little bit cheesy. 3 Stars. Read the review at Total Film.
Three-for-one brand mocking. That’s called “efficiency”, folks.
I met the devil at the crossroads!
Someone told Pete Campbell to fuck himself. And so he did!
This is a really old picture, and I am not sure what family member it was made for. It was probably my mom, because she loves coconut cakes! We have...
HASBRO: 1974 GI JOE Devil of the Deep Turbo Swamp Craft
There are decent people walking this earth still.