Today is National Donut Day! Our grocery store has really cheap donuts, so we’re going to pick some out right now and then we’re going to have a donut picnic in the park.
I love summer!
(delicious donut picnic GIF by Burbanked [my husband!])
AW YEAH DONUTS
(hope they save
six a few for me!)
Seriously, I’ve really eaten a lot of potato chips over the last few days.
May 19, 2013 - We are having a big Memorial Day family celebration to celebrate Drew’s 10th birthday…
Happy Memorial Day, U.S.-based Tumblr-Pals! Hope everyone has a safe and fun weekend. As my lovely betrothed mentions above, we’re hosting a birthday party for Son #2, and at his party I plan to:
- Eat seven hotdogs
- Drink six-point-two cans of sodie pop
- Cake. Chips and dip. Cake and dip. Chips and cake. Dip and dip.
- Take any leftovers from that red and blue icing, smear it all over myself to fashion a Superman suit, climb up onto my roof, and recreate moments from the Man of Steel trailer for my family and friends. No need to thank me, Warner Bros.!
- IT WILL BE EPIC.
Could you finish an entire Lumberjack Slam?
My family visited our neighborhood Denny’s this weekend past.
My 12-year-old son did, in fact, finish an entire Lumberjack Slam.
He is not - so far as I know - an actual lumberjack.
I am hoping that Denny’s sends him a plaid shirt.
For he has earned it.
I’ve done this.
But I already had the hat.
So that kind of set things in motion.
I received this in the mail from my parents over a month ago and - naturally - immediately submitted it to The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. I don’t know if they’ll run it there or not, but it gives me a chuckle every time I see it here in my Drafts folder, so I figured I might as well share it with you.
Thanks, “mom” and “dad”.
Each day, I think that I couldn’t possibly love scorpiondagger more.
And then…tomorrow comes.
We thought it was especially funny that Betty was sneaking into the kitchen for a midnight snack even though she’s “trying to reduce”.
When I watch this GIF, I imagine a Homer Simpson-like SNARFing sound each time one of the cookies disappears.