June 18, 2013
(via Married To The Sea - 2,000 comics by Drew & Natalie Dee - Updates daily at midnight **)

(via Married To The Sea - 2,000 comics by Drew & Natalie Dee - Updates daily at midnight **)

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June 7, 2013
johnettelopuszynskibakes: Today is National Donut Day! Our grocery store has really cheap donuts, so we’re going to pick some out right now and then we’re going to have a donut picnic in the park.  I love summer! (delicious donut picnic GIF by Burbanked [my husband!]) AW YEAH DONUTS (hope they save six a few for me!)

johnettelopuszynskibakes:

Today is National Donut Day! Our grocery store has really cheap donuts, so we’re going to pick some out right now and then we’re going to have a donut picnic in the park. 

I love summer!

(delicious donut picnic GIF by Burbanked [my husband!])

AW YEAH DONUTS

(hope they save six a few for me!)

11:06am  |   URL: http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/52382333944/national-donut-day-picnic
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May 29, 2013
Seriously, I’ve really eaten a lot of potato chips over the last few days. Aw yeah.

Seriously, I’ve really eaten a lot of potato chips over the last few days.

Aw yeah.

(Source: scorpiondagger)

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May 24, 2013

johnettelopuszynskibakes:

May 19, 2013 - We are having a big Memorial Day family celebration to celebrate Drew’s 10th birthday…

Happy Memorial Day, U.S.-based Tumblr-Pals! Hope everyone has a safe and fun weekend. As my lovely betrothed mentions above, we’re hosting a birthday party for Son #2, and at his party I plan to:

  • Eat seven hotdogs
  • Drink six-point-two cans of sodie pop
  • Cake. Chips and dip. Cake and dip. Chips and cake. Dip and dip.
  • Take any leftovers from that red and blue icing, smear it all over myself to fashion a Superman suit, climb up onto my roof, and recreate moments from the Man of Steel trailer for my family and friends. No need to thank me, Warner Bros.!
  • IT WILL BE EPIC.

3:18pm  |   URL: http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/51241725285/memorial-day-icing-johnette-lopuszynski-bakes
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May 13, 2013
dennys: Could you finish an entire Lumberjack Slam? My family visited our neighborhood Denny’s this weekend past. My 12-year-old son did, in fact, finish an entire Lumberjack Slam. He is not - so far as I know - an actual lumberjack. I am hoping that Denny’s sends him a plaid shirt. For he has earned it.

dennys:

Could you finish an entire Lumberjack Slam?

My family visited our neighborhood Denny’s this weekend past.

My 12-year-old son did, in fact, finish an entire Lumberjack Slam.

He is not - so far as I know - an actual lumberjack.

I am hoping that Denny’s sends him a plaid shirt.

For he has earned it.

3:16pm  |   URL: http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/50358016020/my-son-ate-a-lumberjack-slam
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May 2, 2013

11:44am  |   URL: http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/49441277470/i-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-man
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May 2, 2013
I’ve done this. But I already had the hat. So that kind of set things in motion.

I’ve done this.

But I already had the hat.

So that kind of set things in motion.

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April 12, 2013
I received this in the mail from my parents over a month ago and - naturally - immediately submitted it to The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. I don’t know if they’ll run it there or not, but it gives me a chuckle every time I see it here in my Drafts folder, so I figured I might as well share it with you. Thanks, “mom” and “dad”.

I received this in the mail from my parents over a month ago and - naturally - immediately submitted it to The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. I don’t know if they’ll run it there or not, but it gives me a chuckle every time I see it here in my Drafts folder, so I figured I might as well share it with you.

Thanks, “mom” and “dad”.

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April 12, 2013
Each day, I think that I couldn’t possibly love scorpiondagger more. And then…tomorrow comes.

Each day, I think that I couldn’t possibly love scorpiondagger more.

And then…tomorrow comes.

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April 10, 2013
johnettelopuszynskibakes: My husband and I were watching the Mad Men season premiere on Sunday and he thought it would be funny to make this Fat Betty Francis GIF with my thumbprint cookies. We thought it was especially funny that Betty was sneaking into the kitchen for a midnight snack even though she’s “trying to reduce”. When I watch this GIF, I imagine a Homer Simpson-like SNARFing sound each time one of the cookies disappears.

johnettelopuszynskibakes:

My husband and I were watching the Mad Men season premiere on Sunday and he thought it would be funny to make this Fat Betty Francis GIF with my thumbprint cookies.

We thought it was especially funny that Betty was sneaking into the kitchen for a midnight snack even though she’s “trying to reduce”.

When I watch this GIF, I imagine a Homer Simpson-like SNARFing sound each time one of the cookies disappears.

12:31pm  |   URL: http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/47627119680/mad-men-fat-betty-eating-thumbprint-cookies
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