Everyone rips off Michael Bay.
It’s just so unfair.
(original image via popcultureinfatuation)
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April 29, 2013
April 5, 2013
(original image via vpbiden)
September 27, 2012
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD MORONS: THIS. is how you film a gun fight scene. Please study carefully before stepping foot on a movie set again.
Pretty sure this is one of Michael Bay’s student films.
September 19, 2012
(original image via theporkchopexpress: yimmyayo)
April 3, 2012
March 29, 2012
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TERRIFYING.
But what I’ve always found more upsetting is that, because Bay’s movies do make money, it encourages the studios to hire even hackier directors so that they can replicate Bay’s brand for less money. Bay’s filmmaking DNA has led to Ratner, McG, Dominic Sena, Simon West, and a host of rotten movie directors who can’t stage action, develop characters or tell a coherent story. The audience’s willingness to tolerate crap simply leads to worse forms of crap.
March 19, 2012
Michael Bay Says the New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Are Aliens | /Film
Michael Bay, all up in your childhood, messing with things.
Fuck you and fuck off Michael Bay.
March 14, 2012
I wish people would stop comparing the new BATTLESHIP trailer to the work of Michael Bay…
…because really, Peter Berg should be given the chance to suck all on his own.
February 6, 2012
"I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers, and he told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk."
—
Ben Affleck, on the Armageddon commentary track.
(this and a number of other intriguing insights are found on Film School Rejects’ “61 Things We Learned From the Armageddon Commentary”)
January 5, 2012
In his Malibu home, Michael Bay has his very own Hellspawn Vortex of Doom™.
(original image via bakedbrotatoes: infinittum)
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