SAM SHAKUSKY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
What always happens. Life.
I’ve done this.
The Fly, US lobby card. 1986
You can leave Pittsburgh, but eventually it will catch up with you, and turn you into this.
(related: here we go, Steelers!)
Do the creep!
Finally: reasonable speculation below on just WTF went on during the filming of this half-oddball Jurassic Park scene.
I feel like one day on set of Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum was like, “My post attack scenes need a little extra. But how shall I obtain said extra. Oh wait I know. I’m just gonna pop off these restricting shirt buttons and … Boom! I’m just gonna let this magic tell its own story.”