November 2, 2012
I ate one of these for breakfast this morning.
Because I am a responsible adult.

I ate one of these for breakfast this morning.

Because I am a responsible adult.

November 1, 2012
Disappointed Dad Batman on hour 1.25 of trick-or-treating.

Disappointed Dad Batman on hour 1.25 of trick-or-treating.

October 31, 2011

This is a crappy capture of this bit, but it would seem culturally insensitive of me if I did not post this today.

October 31, 2011
WILLEM DAFOE LOVES M&Ms.
Grievously, this will be the last of the October Weird Creepy Crap.
HAPPY FRIGGING HALLOWEEN, TUMBLR CRAZIES!
(M&Ms original picture via cinematografia:                                                                                     Flickr / capblast)

WILLEM DAFOE LOVES M&Ms.

Grievously, this will be the last of the October Weird Creepy Crap.

HAPPY FRIGGING HALLOWEEN, TUMBLR CRAZIES!

(M&Ms original picture via cinematografia: Flickr / capblast)

October 31, 2011
This weekend I carved a fairly passable Jack Skellington pumpkin.
Not bad for a human, right?

This weekend I carved a fairly passable Jack Skellington pumpkin.

Not bad for a human, right?

June 7, 2011
The Dr. Pepper CEO laughed at me when I suggested this campaign in ‘78.
WHERE’S YOUR MARKET SHARE NOW, GENIUS?

The Dr. Pepper CEO laughed at me when I suggested this campaign in ‘78.

WHERE’S YOUR MARKET SHARE NOW, GENIUS?

(Source: barfcake)

November 4, 2010
This Halloween, someone tried to poison my kids with mediocrity.

This Halloween, someone tried to poison my kids with mediocrity.

November 1, 2010

And both references were lost on my kids anyway.

October 29, 2010
thedailywhat:

Illustrated List of the Day: From Caldwell Tanner’s Seven Easy Jack-O-Lantern Ideas.
CH adds: “The best idea, however, is to throw them at people you don’t like.”
[collegehumor / blogwell.]

thedailywhat:

Illustrated List of the Day: From Caldwell Tanner’s Seven Easy Jack-O-Lantern Ideas.

CH adds: “The best idea, however, is to throw them at people you don’t like.”

[collegehumor / blogwell.]

(via whyamimrpink-deactivated2010120)

October 29, 2010
I think I need some ironic punishment in my life.

I think I need some ironic punishment in my life.

(via rufustfirefly)

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