“You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.”
- Gary Larson
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
- Isaac Asimov
(original GIF via headlikeanorange)
A quick, self-centered note:
Thank you, tumblr folks.
I’ve recently passed the 3,000 posts mark and I’m closing in on 44K followers, which is roughly 43,892 more than I ever thought I’d have. So I do appreciate all of you hanging around for this bizarre experiment into celebrity snark and rudimentary Photoshop.
Again: thanks.
BTW, my most popular post - for reasons I can only guess at - was the one in which I made this:

“What good are fans? You can’t eat applause for breakfast. You can’t sleep with it.”
- Bob Dylan
(original GIF via bionss)
“Something magnificent has happened to me and something extraordinary, and I’m so happy I just can’t restrain myself.”
- Tom Cruise
(original Cruise GIF via thetvscreen)
You’ll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
- Obi Wan Kenobi
(Death Star GIF via tacgnol: starwarscaps)
I’m one of those people who when I go over a bridge, I want to jump. It’s just this intense tickle in the back of my throat.
- Willem Dafoe
(thanks for the fine and not-at-all-weird suggestion, undertrees!)
“I have one where I’m drowning. And I gotta wake myself up and start breathing or I’ll die in my sleep.”
- Neil McCauley
“He’s like an animal, a thoughtless, brutal animal, yet it’s me…me.”
- James T. Kirk
(original Kirk GIF via sf-reloaded: svinovik)
I met the devil at the crossroads!
Someone told Pete Campbell to fuck himself. And so he did!
This is a really old picture, and I am not sure what family member it was made for. It was probably my mom, because she loves coconut cakes! We have...
HASBRO: 1974 GI JOE Devil of the Deep Turbo Swamp Craft
There are decent people walking this earth still.